Alan Carr

Peter Kay

Some of Peter Kay's one liners.... Why do toaster always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? crisp no one would eat? Why is it called Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say " My name in Bob and I am an alcoholic" If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

Jimmy Carr

Bill Bailey

Jack Dee