"As Confucius would have said, 'I am as one already the fuck out of this place.'"

Pookie gets a little stressed, but always has room for humor. Love it!

"Now, unless you're going to give me a body cavity search for the frag grenade I carry up my poop-chute, you're gonna have to take my word for it that I'm disarmed. So are we gonna do this or are you just gonna sit there wankin' your crank?"

The Frag Grenade: An ultimate contingency plan .

"That sure as fuck ain't no cow."

I think about three people said it; anyway, it pretty much the book's tagline.

"Pooks...stop...fucking...married....women."

Haha! One of the best dying quotes ever!

"Sorry, Charlie, but our ace in the hole has a hole in his head."

Whoops. Looks like Dew made the right choice there...

"No bout-a-doubt-it."

Bill's once funny phrase is turned mockerous when Perry kills him.

"One of them was going to take me fishing."

BAM! I love this quote, because it means Chelsea is finally dead.

"To scabies or not to scabies, that is the infection."

This quote is just an "LOL" moment.

"I shit you not."

I put earthcore up there, but the FDO also uses this quote in Contagious and Nocturnal.

"In for a penny...In for a pound."

Watch out monsters, Pookie and Brian are in ass-kicking mode!